What? Sweet as what? I don't know. That's just what everyone keeps saying down here about anything and everything you can imagine. You can describe anything as being as fill-in-the-blank AS... and somehow all the kiwis will know what you're talking about. Pretty funny and we've had a lot of fun playing with this new phrase.
Where do we begin? At the beginning, I guess. So, sorry the long time with no updates. We've been slacking, we know it, but we're glad we did. We can say that we haven't wasted a moment of this precious month in this amazing place. We had a sweet as campervan and had free reign of the south island, so we've been roaming, to say the least.
We started out by flying into Auckland from Santiago de Chile via Buenos Aires (our third long layover in BA, still haven't seen the city). We really had no idea what we were going to do once we got here, no lonely planet, no plan. We knew we wanted to spend most of our time here on the South Island, so after talking to some folks at the airport, we decided to fly down to Christchurch (aka. ChCh) that day and rent a campervan after. Our culture shock began with our first couchsurfing experience as it felt just like home, after leaving the hecticness of South America. Verna's home was very welcoming and so luxurious; beautiful garden, bird-killing kitties, good coffee, and good conversation. We got our first introductions to life in New Zealand from the locals, including the NZ delicacy, whitebait. ChCh seemed so safe, mild, and organized. There are many ingenious public-service announcements down here and people really care for eachother's safety. Bike helmets are required. Signs and advertisments remind people not drive when you're tired or drunk (obviously), be fire-safe around the house, where to go if you're feeling depressed or need help. We got our first meal in the Cathedral Square from some very nice people who insisted on giving us some soup and sausages for free. Every Friday night, they set up shop and feed anybody who passes by, soup kitchen style.
We picked up the van and got settled in right away. We were so excited to cook our own food (we made pancakes everyday for a week straight), as we've been eating out for pretty much the whole time in SoAm. First thing we did was a big grocery shop to get stocked up and off we went, after trial-and-erroring this whole wrong-side-of-the-road driving thing. Well, it took a couple tries, but nothing terrible happened. But we still need to look back and forth twice while crossing the street as we're not quite sure from which direction the near traffic will be coming. The highways here are two-laners, scattered with lots of one-lane bridges, where one direction is to give way. Quite different than the highways we know back home, but it forces one to take their time and enjoy the ride.
The rest of the month is kind of a blur, but we'll do our best to recount it. We headed south right away for some very rainy days, and then overland toward Mount Cook and the Southern Alps. There we found beautiful blue skies reflected in the high lakes. We were quite lucky for that patch of weather, apparently, for most New Zealanders haven't seen the unclouded top of Cook. We got to see our second vibrant Lupine bloom of the year here (first one in June in Wyoming) and in many other high places around New Zealand.
Continuing down the coast, we happened upon these crazy boulders, the Moeraki. To small for climbing on, but very cool to look at and touch. Here was where we started to feel some of the wind that likes to blow around these lattitudes, which the penguins, seals, and sea lions really don't seem to mind. Down around Dunedin, we stopped at the Albatross colony on the tip of the Otago Peninsula. Those birds are huge and amazing. And for a bonus, a pod of small blue penguins lived in the area and were coming home to feed the chicks after a day of fishing. As the sunlight faded, we sat quitely on the sand and watched them gracefully swim out of the water and hesitantly waddle up the beach and rocks into the nest in the bush. They walked right by us. Definitely one of the most unique things we've done. Also, we have to mention Nugget Point. It felt like we were standing on the wind-swept rugged end of the world. A lone lighthouse peers out over the black seas below and the rocks and littoral are rich with life. A mesmerizing surrounding, including the swirling bull kelp beds, which seem to us to be represted in some of the Maori pictographs. In the Catlins, in southeastern NZ, we got our first views of the native bush, instead of sheep on a green-grass hillside. Many waterfalls and ferns in this lush temperate rainforest. The ferns here are the country's symbol. The Maori see the fiddlehead of the fern as having some resonance in human life; the constant unfolding, the spiral that is always changing but always the same. Beautiful.
The Fiordlands. This is a place where, um, a lot of rain falls; some 8 meters annually. So, guess what? We had a wet time. We took a boat tour of the Milford Sound, where the boat captain said "this isn't rain yet, this is liquid sunshine", which in a way, it was. Thousands of cascading waterfalls poured down the sheer walls of the Sound. After the storm, we relaxed at the Mirror Lakes, where the air was so calm and quiet, the reflections give one a false sense of space.
From there, we headed up to Queenstown for more beautiful lakes and mountains. As we drove around, we were vaguely reminded of landscapes we'd seen somewhere before. This is definitely the kind of country that Tolkien must have imagined. We got to do our first bit of climbing in a while, which we were quite excited about. It felt good to get a workout, but we've also been sampling all the pools of the South Island, not only for the lap swimming potential, but for the showers (hehe). Anna's ankle is getting better, and the hike up to the crags at Wye Creek were the first real test. Then up to Wanaka, where we got to climb more on some easier-to-access crags. We took the road through the Gates of Haast (a fitting name, sounds like what it is, especially if you say it with a sinister voice) over to the uninhabited Westlands. We encountered rainbows, dolphins, jellyfish, one massive whale vertebra, and one crazy-eyed daytime owl.
In the West, there are glaciers that are quickly turning into rivers and lakes. As one approaches the Franz Joseph Glacier, it is easy to sense the instability and impermanence of this landscape. The glacier is dripping and melting at an unstoppable pace, shedding rocks and chunks every moment. Markers show the locations of the terminus in years past, which demonstrate the pace of recession.
Sorry to end so abruptly, but we're out of time here. We will add more when we get the chance from Thailand! We were just about to talk about climbing at Charleston on Christmas Eve.